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    11/14/2009

    瘌痢头儿子自噶好

    黄清越的思路很清晰,提什么要求之前,不是直接说出来,而是先为自己铺垫,虽然他的小把戏通常都被我一眼看穿,但是还是不得不心生敬畏……
     
    铺垫每次通常要四五步
    以往有更好的例子,可是我一下子想不起来,举一个最近的例子:
     
    他爹从冰箱里拿了一听雪碧出来打开放在茶几上,儿子见了,其实已经两眼发光,但装作不动声色……
    1.说:“这不是啤酒!”我假装不明白他的意思,回答:嗯。
    2.说:“这是饮料!”我回答:嗯。(看你还想咋办
    3.说:“很冷,不能多喝!”我回答:嗯。(把我可能的说辞先毙掉
    4.说:“只能喝一点点!”我回答:嗯。(变相跟我说“我不多喝,我只要求喝一点”呢
    这时,他爸爸拿起来准备喝了……
    5.小子终于急了,冲上去,说:“给我喝一点!”尴尬尴尬
     
    再来一个昨天的,虽然铺垫的比较简单,但还是调动我的脑细胞紧急应付了一下。
     
    前提:以前我跟他说过,生病了就不能吃糖,不能吃甜的东西。而这几天小子正因为发烧在家病休。
    昨晚:我冲了一杯麦乳精(某日我要求买点可以冲泡的食品回来,结果他爹带回来一听勾起无数回忆的麦乳精),香气四溢
    小子大老远的闻到了……
    1.说:妈妈又泡麦乳精啦?我回答:嗯。(我还不知道你,哼,下一句肯定是:我要吃干的!!然后冲过来要吃麦乳精粉……
    没想到,这一次我又低估了他……
    2.小子迅速的跑过来,停顿了一下,拍拍自己的胸脯,说:“我病已经好了!”(强!先堵我的嘴!我本来准备好的说辞立刻失效……)我看看小子,正一边真诚的看着我失望失望
    我连忙回答:瞎说!你还病得很厉害呢,还不去快快坐好休息!微笑好在小子现在比较讲道理,很少耍无赖,发现没戏,就去乖乖坐好了……
     
    扳着手指头数数,你两岁半,我就要动脑筋对付你,再过十年,我大概是对付不了你了。不过姜是老的辣,我吃的盐都比你吃的米饭多呢!坚决消灭你
     
     

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    Liang Shanwrote:
    这篇日志,让我发现,虽然男女有别,虽然我家傻丫头和你家瘌痢头儿子有很多不同,不过在为了吃东西可以费劲心思作铺垫上面,简直可以说是一模一样。大概时代不同了,现在孩子说话怎么拐弯抹角的?
    Nov. 16

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